Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Apple to show nothing at WWDC except the NEW iPhone

Reinventing the phone......AGAIN!!!!

Is it already time for the new joke...I mean iPhone? This is what the wonderful web site that gave me the image would have you believe. Now before I get fanboyisms thrown my way. Wait, who am I kidding, no one shows up here so I can say whatever I want. Not that I care what anyone else opinions are, I will just lay it down the way I want.

June being right around the corner, Apple holds their yearly event known as WWDC (look it up), and the old routine was to unvail an iPhone, tell everone how its the next best thing that you must have, and expect you to go buy it. Then Verizon ruined that by pissing and moaning that they needed the iPhone and broke the AT&T exclusive death grip it had on the iPhone. Wait, Death grip? Anyone catch that? It wasnt even planned. The result was a change in announcment of the next device. Great history right? I was one of the Apple loylists who enjoyed the announcment of the next device, and I will partake in WWDC as well, but lets get real. You all want the next iPhone dont you? Thats right the next shinning beam of light to rain down on you, to make you feel like your somebody. I'm sorry, but the iPhone has become a mockery of itself and the company that represents it. Look it up if you dont believe me. Apple stood for being different and ya da ya da ya da, its like beating a dead horse, so I digress.

To beat this down a few pegs and its lucky it even gets a few pegs really. The above pictured device is the next iPhone. Thats right, its the iPhone 5...or 6, or is it the "NEW" iPhone? Hard to tell. I mean the iPad wasnt the iPad 3 or HD, it was the New iPad. Whatever! 9to5mac.com reports that this is the latest rumor piece of the next iPhone. Look at it in all of its glory. Isnt it sexy? Yea, if you said yes you are officially going to have to go get your eyes checked. This is ugo by all ugo terms. Even if this was parts from the next iPhone and that might just be a protective film on the back, the wonderous head phone jack at the bottom remains to be comical.

Be honest, would you say that is the next best thing? Probably not. I'm sure this is just another leaked mock up that likes to float around as of the last 3 years. Although I have been correct so far since I got in this game of iPhone/Android geekness, I could be wrong. this could be the next latest and greatest. If this is whats next, you wont see it this June for sure. Apple shouldn't leave the one year formula of device dropping anytime soon. Its what makes me respect them the most, aside from their computers. I would hope the iPhone 5x or 6b or iPhone LTE or.. whatever it is would be so amazing that you have to dip into the savings account no matter what it cost.

Apple lost me (mobile wise) when they stopped pushing the envelope and started pushing the product. Love my iPads, and I love my iMac, but I cant justify the same phone over and over again being worth my money, when Android offers much more options. I will however continue to be intrigued, excited, and of course very critical.

~Thanks for stopping by~
Luke

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